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narkoman
(Slavic, n.) In most Slavic speaking countries, a narkoman is the equivalent to a junkie or a drug addict.
Stereotypically, they will look like theyre beyond skinny, messed up hair and facial expressions, etc.
Stereotypically, they will look like theyre beyond skinny, messed up hair and facial expressions, etc.
narkoman by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 21, 2021
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Narcoman
The drugaddict himself. The cure of intelligence.
If someone consumes too much cocain and weed, he's a Narcoman.
If someone consumes too much cocain and weed, he's a Narcoman.
Narcoman by Enzenbühler Kankerkikk October 31, 2023
Narpomaniac
A person suffering from an obsessive, compulsive need to label everyone around them as a "narp" (non-athletic regular person). This individual uses the term as a psychological crutch to inflate their ego, this is to desperately try to convince others, and themselves, that they possess superior elite status, despite usually being otherwise unremarkable, aside from participating in a sport. (Yes this still applies even if you receive awards and are good at what you do, real athletes show respect to people regardless of if they participate in sports or not.)
The Narpomaniac: "Look at all these narps in the study hall today.."
Person: "Do you need us to build you a podium, or can we just work without you giving the whole student body a performance review?"
The Narpomaniac: "I'm just saying, they're regular people, narps."
Person: "And you’re a narpomaniac. We get it, you exercise and play sports. But making it your entire personality is way more exhausting than being a regular person, please quiet down."
Person: "Do you need us to build you a podium, or can we just work without you giving the whole student body a performance review?"
The Narpomaniac: "I'm just saying, they're regular people, narps."
Person: "And you’re a narpomaniac. We get it, you exercise and play sports. But making it your entire personality is way more exhausting than being a regular person, please quiet down."
Narpomaniac by PlacidWildcard September 25, 2026
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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