When a mans testicles elevate, elongate, and stiffen, during extreme arousal.
"Dude, that chick gives me a serious nard-on every time I see her."
by MikeHawk8=====D~~~~ March 22, 2015
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A word used usually instead of "Oh Shit" as a disguise so that people will not know you used that word.
Teacher: Ok class, you have a five-page essay, due tomorrow!

Julie: Aww NARDS!
by ProdigyD November 5, 2012
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the combo of a nark and a nerd

used by bros to describe anyone not chill
bro1: yo.. that kids sucha nard
bro2: i know. so not chill...
bro1: fuck it. lets lax
bro2: aight
by brosel August 17, 2010
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To consistently commit to, and opt out of plans with friends. Especially work friends.
"Is Jim going to come to the happy hour he set up? Or is he going nard us again?"
"I was planning on having dinner tonight with Jim, but he narded me. Again."
aka "Kicked in the nards."
by blackhamster March 2, 2015
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some people(most of which are familiar with nardcore) use this as slang for oxnard. Its just cool and stupid at the same time.
Joe - So where are you from?

Krista - The Nard

A Guy - using "The Nard" is gay, just say Oxnard.

Krista - But I'm so cool.
Joe and Guy - Oh
by homophobic June 30, 2004
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a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap
why don't u suck a nard out of my butt
by Gazza March 24, 2003
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a cross between a nerd and a retard.
yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!
by megan November 14, 2003
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