Nard-on 

When a mans testicles elevate, elongate, and stiffen, during extreme arousal.

"Dude, that chick gives me a serious nard-on every time I see her."

Nard-on by MikeHawk8=====D~~~~ March 27, 2015

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 by Zonal K October 10, 2019

nardonic 

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.

\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).

nardonic by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010

evan nardone 

A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport

Damn That Evan Nardone

That kid is evan nardone

evan nardone by The real slang July 10, 2017

Nardoning 

the act of taking a girl during a party and proceeding to having sexual intercourse in the bed of any nearby pick-up trunk.

Bro #1: Hey dude did you see where Ashley went?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, I think Jake is Nardoning her in his truck
Bro #1: Damn bro in the middle of this party?!
Bro 2#: Yeah bro

Nardoning by Zexima January 2, 2012

Nardone

Just some random fucking guy.

Obama is like Nardone just fantastic.

Nardone by anonymous March 21, 2021

Nardoned 

Getting Nardoned is getting super fucked up and taking a shit in a tea pot at your grandmothers house.

"Honey dear, did you get Nardoned again? There is poo poo in my tea.

Nardoned by knowsSup October 18, 2018