Nard

Taboo term used to refer to the testicles

Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test

by Nate brown May 8, 2007

Nard

Another word for faecies

There is nard on your shoe

by Bobbie July 23, 2003

nard

"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.

E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"

by clancepants May 19, 2005

Nard

A person who acts like a nerd, but is in reality dumb.

The nard always talks about science, but he has a C in his class.

by Lizardman88 June 13, 2020

Nard

1. A mix of the words retard and nerd.

2. The male genitalia specifically the balls

All you nards get to bed (def 1)

by Mr.Frierland December 7, 2009

nard

(n.)
1. A person who, from an objective collective social viewpoint, simply doesn't cut it.
2. Someone or something that defies being taken seriously.
3. A self-confident source of embarrassment for everybody.
4. An everyday inconvenience.

That Sting is such a nard these days.

by Jackie Lightning, 1992 November 21, 2010

Nards

Used in place of a swear word.

*drops phone*
Oh, Nards

by Butt Dumplings August 28, 2015