Nard

Taboo term used to refer to the testicles

Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test

by Nate brown May 08, 2007

nard

"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.

E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"

by clancepants May 19, 2005

Nard

Another word for faecies

There is nard on your shoe

by Bobbie July 23, 2003

Nard

Man Olive or Testicle

After his nutectomy, John was left with one nard in his sack. When walking nude in the forest after his operation, John's nard dangled low and to hard to starboard. Weeks later when his glass replacement nard was installed, there was a noted equilibrium in said danglage.

by MC Eula G May 01, 2021

Nard

A testicle

When he went freeballing, his nards dangled low

by MC Eula G May 01, 2021

Nard

1. A mix of the words retard and nerd.

2. The male genitalia specifically the balls

All you nards get to bed (def 1)

by Mr.Frierland December 07, 2009

nard

(n.)
1. A person who, from an objective collective social viewpoint, simply doesn't cut it.
2. Someone or something that defies being taken seriously.
3. A self-confident source of embarrassment for everybody.
4. An everyday inconvenience.

That Sting is such a nard these days.

by Jackie Lightning, 1992 November 21, 2010