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pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer into your hand, light it with a lighter and then slap someone with your hand that is on fire with hand sanitizer gel.

I pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer in my hand and then I napalmed my brother.

napalmed by icantspel April 25, 2014

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beauty-napalmed

If you have ever had the privilege to undress a redhead and be overwhelmed by her perfect milk white skin, her skyline of freckles, her fiery red hair and character, and her sexual scent. from that moment you lose interest for all other types of women and you will start feeling an irresistible attraction to natural redheads everywhere as if you really lost your soul to her.

Man, I have been beauty-napalmed by that hot redhead last night.

beauty-napalmed by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018

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napalmed

To lose to a player on the cruddiest, lamest, buggiest computer running Unreal Tournament.

Omg, I just got napalmed :(

napalmed by Flex January 3, 2004

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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