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an utter communist school which is controlled by the worst principal ever, mr mohamed, who is a follower of hitler. they have an unlimited budget but does not care about the students, spending it only on the staffroom
person 1: hey, nanyang is such a good school

person 2: u have not studied there before

person 1: what do you mean, it is bad?

person 2: no shut
nanyang by Mannnle April 12, 2020
Words you can keep
im a p6 this year and im graduating soon... thank god.
nanyang is an elitist school. it only focuses on its "better students" and neglects all those students at the bottom. all they need is some nurturing and some care. maybe then they'll do better. i'm from a generally better class and all the teachers r like "your class doesnt need to look at answer key unlike 6_ because you guys are better and can learn faster." and as someone who has a slower learning pace.. it sucks. i find myself crying and screaming everyday after school. yet i dont tell anyone because then i'll be labeled as "incapable". i need the answer key, i need the sls assignment, i need a bit more than what the other students in my class need but yet no one seems to know or care. like sorry that i'm not doing up to your expectations and even the prefects in my class call me "not as good" but idgaf. gep/meta/ h.a my ass. and the year heads (who are meant to uphold moral values), label the classes behind h/a and infront of gep as "bad and rowdy". i've talked to many people from those classes and they are the sweetest people i've ever met. im tired of this singaporean education system. we are one of the smartest, but are we the happiest? think about that.

idk if you guys will ever see this, but reviewers, please publish this. my intention is not to attack the school, but just to raise awareness.

-anonymous
teachers: you should uphold the nanyang reputation as a chinese sap school!!!!!
me: u mean an elitist, slightly racist, unorthodox school?????" k."

Nanyang Girls' High School 

Best school ever. Awesome uniform. Awesome banana suit. We have cats. We also have amazing Japanese food. Great choir. Spectacular architecture. We don't need air-con. You should have come to Nanyang.
Cow: You should have come to Raffles Girls' Sec School.

The great queen: You should have come to Nanyang Girls' High School.

Nanyang Girls' High School 

Top school in Singapore, sister school to Hwa Chong Institution. Very nice pure white uniform with red words. Mostly thought of as nerds but most of them are very cool.
Raffles Girls' School girl: Oi why you Nanyang girls insult us on Urban Dictionary?! What is wrong with you?!
Nanyang Girls' High School girl: Oi you also insulted us back what?! Scold us for what?!
A random person who wrote the original insulting definition: Imma watch the show...

Nanyang Technological University 

Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is the second oldest university in Singapore and one of the most prestigious universities in Asia and on global metrics. The only thing she's better at than the National University of Singapore (NUS) is her engineering programs and students who aren't peeping toms.

By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.
Friend 1: Happy graduation bro! How was life like studying at Nanyang Technological University?
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.

nanyang polytechnic

cool school beside mrt with some students being high ego
hey i go to nanyang polytechnic im cool

Nanyang Girls High School 

Some school found in Singapore. Really. That's all. They have a mustard yellow Hillary Clinton-style school uniform which really looks good! Great haircuts too.

They have some weird radio and show programs where they show off such things as their love for Milo, respect and courtesy, K-Pop, and how sad and boring life in Singapore really is.

However, they make up for their unfortunate circumstance in living in such a sad country by exhibiting and showcasing their phenomenal extra-terrestrial intelligence. A recent survey of the school found that the average IQ of the students there was over 2232323494, a size only rivaled by the country's ego.

No matter how hard you try to win against these superhumans, you will always be stumped by their Milo and chocolatey goodness. At the end of the day, no matter how yellow your uniform and straight your haircut, Nanyang Girls High School will always end up triumphant.
How did she get a GPA of 4.0? She must've been cheating or a Nanyang Girls High School graduate.
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