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nantucket surprise 

When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.
Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".

nantucket surprise 

Any surprising incident encountered while on Nantucket Island, MA, such as gifts or occurences. See surprise. See also nantucket
Last time I went to Nantucket, I was surprised to see not that many drunken Kennedies.
nantucket surprise by King Kong December 15, 2003
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026