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A man, often Asian with a large penis.
Holy crap its Naisan.
Naisan by fitzlol June 4, 2009
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1. In a retarted way, a nub/ninja, and aisian combined;formed together to make one
2.With a sense of nincomepoop all in one person or being
3.A fool who doesn't know what the crap they're talking about
4.Some frickin' idiot that you just want to drop kick
5.A creep;stalker;or hated creep that a person strongly dislikes
6.Everyone and/or anyone
Dude that guy is a fool..what a Naisian!
Naisian by frickin awesome September 21, 2011
A cute boy who's funny sexy and smart.

A boy who can be weird but funny.
A sexy boy that girls can't keep their eyes off of !!
I love naisean.
Naisean by Angel321 April 9, 2018
omg she’s so hot. she bangs you’re mom every other weekend and again hot asf. lucky person😋
omg there’s naijan the baddest b😩😩
naijan by c00lcatclub November 21, 2021
Having a shorty at an old age. A slip up.
Oh dang Cletus.... I just done got me a naissance. I thought I was shooting powder .
Naissance by Johnny DLA Cain February 15, 2018
little and fierce; wild, almost a chihuahua
She is very naijanis
naijanis by Ferrero rocher December 5, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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