To cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.
Pat: Bill
Bill: Yes
Pat: Bill get down here NOW
Bill: Whats the matter
Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.
Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Bill: Yes
Pat: Bill get down here NOW
Bill: Whats the matter
Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.
Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha
by Monk tha hola the wonk November 6, 2009