What crybaby airbus glazers yell out when someone talks about a 737
MAX 9. They also say the DC-10 and
MD-11 are
flying coffins. They would rather die than board a Boeing 787.
Me: My favorite plane is the Boeing 777. Love the A38-
PTFS
kid: IF IT’S BOEING I’M NOT GOING!!!!!!
Me: Do you want me to crash a Boeing into your location?
PTFS
kid: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOARD A BOEING.
Me: omg bro actually sthu.
Friend: what were u gonna say now?
Me: my other favorites are also the A380 and the DC-10.
PTFS
kid: FLYING COFFIN! HATE THE DC-10!
Me: hey friend, get me the
gun
Friend: ok.