n00bfag 

1. A person who criticizes, whines, or complains about things that are too 1337 for them to appreciate or understand.

2. Just a plain ol' newbie.

Person 1: I don't believe in Photoshop.
Me: n00bfag!

n00bfag by High School Musical July 27, 2006

Total n00bface

A total n00b that cant spell, use punctuation for their momma's life, or understand many over 5 letter words.

Person 1: Hi.
Total N00bface: omgz hi bzz havnt spoke to u in agees bbz luv ya so much!!1!!11!!1

Seriously.. that happened one.

Total n00bface by imsuchan00biscuit March 28, 2009

n00bface 

A particularly n00bish n00b. Often makes mistakes, is dumb or does not share the opinions of the person calling them a n00bface.

Person A: I hated Ico

1337 person: Shut it, n00bface

n00bface by MadnessPG July 28, 2008

n00bf4g 

an especially dumb person who has no clue whats going on.

lol @ that gh3y n00bf4g who surely sucks cerious amount of cock

n00bf4g by Eggmanne April 16, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016