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The total opposite of Greely, Kassebuam, and gay.
That guy is so mZapf, he's nothing like Greely.
mZapf by tilded April 10, 2003
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mapfucked 

When you are playing a videogame and die because the map fucks you over into death, unwillingly
I was playing Temple Run and I got Mapfucked
mapfucked by goestoohard December 1, 2011

mapfished 

When you match on a dating app only to find out they live elsewhere.
“I matched with him on Bumble but he’s just visiting and lives in another state! I’ve been mapfished!”
mapfished by SuzC February 8, 2020
someone with excessive amounts of make up on the face.

someone trying to cover something everyone knows about already.<3

Someone who has a nice body but no face to show for it.

someone who takes picures with only one side of their face.

Someone who wears sneakers with a skirt.
That girl in our school has a mapface.
mapface by flufluflu March 12, 2007
A name pedophiles pass around to communicate sources of csem, while putting the name in such a context that targets a scapegoat
"Mapface is a lunatic that doesn't know what he's talking about. He's probably homeless and mentally ill" and the accuser ironically posts direct links to illegal material
mapface by RichardFella December 5, 2020
Used to define any terrible decision that is ever made. MAPFRE is a company that makes terrible decisions in every facet of business. Most typically used when you make the same mistake over and over again.

Could also be used to describe something done horribly wrong.
I know that the last three times I stuck a paperclip in the power outlet I got zapped, but let's try it again!

Damn bro you MAPFREd it with that decision.

I banged that girl without a condom and now I have Herpes, I MAPFRE'd that decision.
MAPFRE by Jamey Tomato April 17, 2021