Any of the assorted crap received on MySpace, such as friend requests from people who want the highest friend count, strippers who want you to see (and pay) them via the web, adverts from bands, and inane messages from people who don't bother reading your profile.

Oh great. More myspam.

Myspam by Tony Cord February 1, 2006

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MySpam

All those shitty advertisements that you see in people's comments/or bulletins on Myspace. They include, but are not limited to:

-"omg i just found this website **dipshitphones.com** where i can download so many FRREEE ringtones its so awesome!! just click here dipshitphones.com and type in JEL21~ get a free ringtone duh. i got THIS IS WHY IM HOTT"

-"hey (insert myspace name here), do you recall when you asked me about those penis enlarger pills i was taking?? well i recently came across the website where i bought them at!! just go to INEEDPENIS.COM and tell them Larry sent you! good luck ;)"

-"HAVE A SUNNY DAY!!"

-"dude i just got this free $500 victorias secret gift card!! holy shit it was so easy i just went to jjke3l3l1.com and put in my personal information and they sent it straight to me! awesome you should try it"

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS PEOPLE; IT'S THE HACKERS DOING ALL THIS. Besides, I'm sick of seeing all this MySpam.

MySpam by lurksteroni May 21, 2007

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myspamous

A person well known through myspace. Usally a person who is of the scene stereotype and photoshops all photo's of them. They almost always come off as vain, concieded, s. The often use words like omg, m3t4l, br00t4l, etc. Most of them compete with Tom for who has more friends on there myspace.

like omg that ToriUnicorn is so myspamous.

myspamous by Leopluradonius maximus a sheriff with a grim kid November 4, 2007

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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