myspace angles 

Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.

This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.

Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.

Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?

Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.

Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!

myspace angles by Benjah February 16, 2006

myspace angles 

Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.

It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.

"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"

myspace angles by cyberpimp July 11, 2006

myspace angles 

The angles that ugly girls on myspace take photos of themselves to hide their ugly faces, fat, etc.

This girl's gotta be ugly, shes got all the myspace angles.

myspace angles by xdustin July 16, 2008

Myspace Angles 

There's more than meets the eye.

Somewhat cute 'Myspace Angles' girl is not somewhat cute.

Myspace Angles by Gleeius May 23, 2008

Myspace Angles 

When you view a girls picture on Myspace and she looks really hot so you ask her to hang out and she is actually not that hot at all.

Did you see Alyssa's pic on Myspace?

Yeah but some kid told me she is just working the Myspace angles.

Myspace Angles by Karma_II April 22, 2009

myspace angle 

When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.

This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.

An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.

Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles

myspace angle by Godzilla Terrorizing Staten Island September 24, 2006

Myspace Angle Ugly

A person so bad looking that no matter what angle that they attempt to take a picture of themselves from, they still look trollish.

Bored out of my mind at work, I decided to surf the personals on craigslist. I can't believe how bad some of the photos were that were posted. Might have been better for a few of them to omit the photo and leave it up to the imagination. One of the women I came across was just plain scary...She was myspace angle ugly, there was no way she'd get a good picture of herself.

Myspace Angle Ugly by P-babble July 24, 2009