My seat

Sheldon's spot is the position on the couch he has claimed as his own, putting it in a "state of eternal dibs". Sheldon has described his spot as the "single point of consistency" in an ever changing world. Sheldon has said that if his life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, his spot, when he first sat on it, would be "0,0,0,0" ( The Cushion Saturation ).

That's my seat

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

Meat on my seat

When your bro/brodat thinks a girl whos packing a little bit of protein is pengerz

Yo man wouldn’t mind some of that meat on my seat

by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019

pimps on my seat

A phrase you announce out loud before you leave the room. This is a claim on the spot where you were sitting, so that no one else in the room can steal it in your absence.

Person 1: "Commercial time. Gotta pee. Pimps on my seat." leaves room

Person 2: "Yoink! That recliner's mine."

Person 3: "Ah ah ah. He called pimps man. Sorry...those are the rule."

by bradivari July 28, 2016

edge of my seat

A sex position in which the girl sits on the edge of a chair while the guy, on his knees in front of the chair, pumps her.

Last night, he had me on the edge of my seat!

by locowaka January 16, 2011

push my seat back

The process or act of experiencing extreme enjoyment from conscious voluntary induced activities

Where you bout to go ? Oh I'm bout to go push my seat back bruh

by KV STATUZ May 26, 2016

have a seat my son

A father telling his son to have a seat

"Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 "

by Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 April 4, 2021

Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.

Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat

by BBootyKing November 5, 2018