My Peanut 

You call your partner this as a term of endearment, especially when he or she is small and weird but lovable weird.

You're so weird, my peanut

My Peanut by Lozevil January 13, 2023

you may have my peanut shells

1. Statement of thinly veiled elitism. Often used when requestor is not deserving of help, or is not seen as deserving of help by philanthropic elists.

2. Used to define elitism with negative connotations.

While discussing domestic policy of the latest US administration, Jamal does his best impression of the executive leader and states "You may have my peanut shells, working poor."

you may have my peanut shells by chrismeena November 24, 2005

Broke my peanut 

To lose your mind, to go crazy.

I was so pissed I felt like I almost broke my peanut.

Broke my peanut by Clifford8260 February 14, 2022

mix my peanut butter 

to "toss a salad" while cumming all over the floor of the room. Difficult to time properly, unless of course you are one of those guys who can get off just thinking about it.

Liia: I let Andrew mix my peanut butter sooo good last night!!
Josh: You are weird.

mix my peanut butter by pntmixer4000 December 15, 2008

Kill my peanut 

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.

Kill my peanut by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020

Peanut Buttered My Classes 

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".

Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

Peanut Buttered My Classes by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011

Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod 

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod by user9876 December 17, 2010