my oliver

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.

Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”

my oliver by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023

My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)

My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.

My faggot friend Oliver by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022

Wash the olive oil off my hands 

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.

Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.

Wash the olive oil off my hands by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022