my name is jeff

a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us

Tom: Hey dude check out this vine
Mark: ok
Tom's phone: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME?

Tom: wait for it
Tom's phone: MY NAME IS JEFF
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA wow that is comedy gold
Tom: told u

my name is jeff by Bartholomew Peanut December 17, 2014

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My Name Is Jeff

when you don't wanna say your real name to someone or don't wanna tell someone your name in an awkward conversation

Asshole Substitute Teacher: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE!!!"
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*

My Name Is Jeff by MehhNameIsJeff March 7, 2015

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my name is jeff

your name if jeff

my name is jeff , yes your name is jeff

my name is jeff by SA DUDE December 10, 2016

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My name is jeff

When some 11 year old watches 22 jumpstreet for the first time and feels like being annoying

hey my name is jeff

My name is jeff by poiuwdfsdsv November 6, 2018

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My Name Is Jeff

Jeff is a meme... a dead meme. It is a meme from the movie 22 Jump Street. The meme goes like this My name jeff like the pyrocynnical (daddy) says it. Or My name is jeff. You can use is or not :D

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My name is jeff - Jeff 2014 - 2014 RIP

My Name Is Jeff by MyJeffIsGood March 6, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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