1. Fizzle my Lizzle:
bastardization of "F*** my Life," most commonly used by wanna-be
gangsters or nerds making a really bad joke.
2. A way of saying "my life is fucked," "
I hate my life," "The world is cruel," and "Alas, earwax."
Also, Fizzle mah Lizzle, Fo'Shizzle my Lizzle, Shizzle my Lizzle, Drizzle my Pizzle (I don't get it either).
1. "Today, I realized
I have never read a true FML. Fizzle my Lizzle."
2. As
Dumbledore realized that he had again eaten an earwax-flavoured
jelly bean, he exclaimed "Fizzle mah Lizzle!"