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My House 

A state of mind in gaming where you are completely one (or "at home") with the controller and any opponent is just another frag on your score.
Just as a man's home is his castle, you pwn that virtual realm.
-j0k3r hits a 6-kill streak in CoD:MW2-

j0k3r: Whose house bitches? MY House!!!
My House by mattfr34k June 2, 2010

My house 

A place that I OWN, I PAY THE RENT FOR, AND I TAKE GOOD CARE OF.
Person A: This is My house

Me: NO THIS IS MY HOUSE
My house by TheFirstOrangeToad August 21, 2019

my house is on fire 

please help me i'm fucking burning alive
call 911 my house is on fire

My House Man 

A man who comes to your house when the lights are turned off
“Hey bill, they Lights just went off”
OH NO THE MY HOUSE MAN AHDIDKDJDJX
My House Man by My House Man February 22, 2020

My House, My Rules! 

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.
Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"
My House, My Rules! by hdsbunny December 18, 2020

My house fell down

I broke my back yesterday, my house fell down!
My house fell down by sphagett April 27, 2022
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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