my geekness is a-quivering

The "best" line in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue

SCORPIUS: Oh. Not yet. But he will. Hopefully. And this — this house is where Bathilda Bagshot lived,
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.

by oblebrun March 26, 2023