The "best" line in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue
Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue
SCORPIUS: Oh. Not yet. But he will. Hopefully. And this — this house is where Bathilda Bagshot lived,
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.
by oblebrun March 26, 2023
"They call him Baba Yaga."
"The Boogeyman?"
"Well, he wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman."
"The Boogeyman?"
"Well, he wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman."
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