my geekness is a-quivering

The "best" line in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Proof that Jack Thorne and John Tiffany do not know how to write proper dialogue

SCORPIUS: Oh. Not yet. But he will. Hopefully. And this — this house is where Bathilda Bagshot lived,
lives . . .
ALBUS: The Bathilda Bagshot? A History of Magic Bathilda Bagshot?
SCORPIUS: The very same. Oh my, that’s her. Wow. Squeak. My geekness is a-quivering.

by oblebrun March 26, 2023

Baba Yaga

A guy that loses his wife, and then kills everyone because they stole his car and killed his dog.

"They call him Baba Yaga."
"The Boogeyman?"
"Well, he wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman."

by oblebrun March 25, 2023

Lilac

Gilderoy Lockhart's favourite colour

"Tut, tut — hardly any of you remembered that my favourite colour is lilac."

by oblebrun March 26, 2023

Cock

A word that James May has as his failsafe word

James May crashes into a tree
"Oh, Cock."

by oblebrun March 26, 2023

Zero Damsels

Something that you have

"You have no bitches, no maidens, zero damsels."

by oblebrun March 27, 2023

Lamb's Cress

Cut content from God of War 2018, expressing Kratos' hatred for plants.

"Fine! Lamb's Cress - I'm a Fucking God of War!"

by oblebrun June 14, 2023

Nice one, James

A throw away comment that Sirius Black calls his godson before he gets killed.

Harry Potter disarms Lucius Malfoy

"Nice one, James".

by oblebrun March 25, 2023