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my bitches itches 

freind: dude, you in trouble

you: awe, my bitches itches!
my bitches itches by liam smithy December 27, 2008

Kisses For My Bitches 

(1)Simply when you are giving a call out to all your fans or bitches and you blow them kisses obnoxiously. (2) A way to insult someone without directly doing it, meaning kisses for bitches in other words fuck you asshole. (3) A more discreet way of I Love You!
They were all screaming my name so instead of the normal "Thank you, i love you all", I screamed out "Kisses for My Bitches" and the crowd roared even louder with excitement.

Where's my bitches? 

Wheres my bitches?????
Where's my bitches? by joe c August 27, 2004

what`s up my bitches

A term used by a homosexual with the name Kyle on the daily to refer to his Bitches
what`s up my bitches by doubex1 February 1, 2019

all these bitches is my sons 

A phrased used by the female rapper "Nicki Minaj" which means she basically birthed the other rap girls and shes showing them how its done.
"Yall ain't gotta tell me about some negative shit someone said about me, cause all these bitches is my sons, I show them how to do this".

"All these bitches is my sons, and Imma go and get some bibs for em, couple formals little pretty lids on em, If i had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on em".

ALL THESE BITCHES IS MY SONS 

it’s a fucking line that nicki AKA the queen of rap use for all her bitches cause all of you her sons.

The barbz with you nicki cause only bitches is your sons
On did it on em she said a beautiful thing :«

All these bitches is my sons and I’ma go and get some bibs for em a couple formulas , little pretty lids on em if I had a dick à will pull it out and piss on em »
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