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A person who you love and think is cute and beautiful.

You are my bean!

my bean by PerfectPeridot August 10, 2020

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My Bean

The most wonderful kind lady in the universe she is irreplaceable and I am the luckiest guy to have her

I want to kiss my bean

My Bean by King Moth December 16, 2022

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FLICK MY BEAN

The act of masterbation by a female.

"I'm really stressed out. I need to take a bath and flick my bean"

FLICK MY BEAN by Scott June 3, 2004

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rub my bean

slang for when a man or woman rubs a womans clitoris

janet: did u have sex with paul tonight?
michelle: no but im so horny im goin to go home and rub my bean

rub my bean by legal Beagle August 30, 2010

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Flickin' my bean

Literally, it means to touch the clitoris. Figuratively, it means to sit around and do nothing.

"Hey are you busy today??"
"Nah, I'll just be in my room, flickin' my bean. Come by whenever"

Flickin' my bean by Kalos February 18, 2009

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Netflix my bean

A solo version of netflix and chill. When your plans are to stay home and masturbate in front of the TV.

Vix: what are you doing tonight acacia?
Acacia: the usual plans. Gonna stay home and Netflix my bean!

Netflix my bean by Inflateus August 29, 2019

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off my bean

High on MDMA or other drugs

That MD is Good, I'm off my bean.

off my bean by DMxo June 12, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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