MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD

John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history

by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023

my kids

Sperm, possibly numbered in the realm of one million or more "kids" who become victims of whores mouths and often die upon contact with air after being ejaculated. See sperm

Oh man! Friday night I shot my kids all over your girlfriends face!

by Shotwell February 20, 2008

on my kids

Daziyon’s saying brutha. On my kids

Daziyon: “ on my kids”

by Durv Haters November 27, 2018

drink my kids

a phrase usually blurted out during oral sex where receptive partner encourages active partner to swallow the male ejaculate.

Yeah! That's right. Drink my kids!

by Michta October 25, 2005

swallowed my kids

You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm

She swallowed my kids last night famo

by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015

swallow my kids

What one says to the person performing fellation on you if you demand that she (or he) swallow your semen- potential children.

Bitch, swallow my kids.

by Gumba Gumba April 9, 2006

eat my kids

1.to suck dick or eat pussy and swallow the cum

Girl: shut up fuck boy
Boy: eat my kids

by jennlysse November 22, 2016