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my joint 

Friend with benefits.
Usually referred to a girl from a guy, so when i guy calls a girl his joint, he means he's currently "involved" with that girl. Or messing with her, and yea you get the point ;-) But thats all she is, no where near a wifey.
Me and my joint have plans, wink wink .
my joint by Boooooom December 12, 2009
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my joint 

my joint by Tfleeton November 19, 2007

my joint 

my joint by Tfleeton November 19, 2007

my joint backdrafted

When you take a hit on a joint and it flames up in the middle and the tip.
I took a hit and my joint backdrafted and nearly burnt my my lip.
my joint backdrafted by MaBH January 21, 2024

Thats my joint 

Also used "Thats my song." Not a joint as in drug. Something that a being has great interest. But not a girl. Like a game or song.
(good song on the radio)..."This my joint"
Thats my joint by me May 13, 2005

Cop My Joint 

"Cop my Joint" is an abrupt term meaning "Suck my Cock". This saying is to be used as an abrupt come back to some moron who is trying to slag you in front of your friends. This saying is best used in large crowds and your opponent is surrounded by his own friends. This will ensure maximum embarrasment to him or her.
Oh yea, you can "Cop my Joint" Mutherfucker!!!!!
Cop My Joint by RudeDonny December 22, 2005

Dawgin' my joints 

When two or more friends doubt whether or not a friend is telling the truth or full of shit. It pertains to not believing a friend in any situation necessary. The spectrum ranges from hooking up with a girl all the way to a friend not taking gambling advice.
1: Yo, I called you that night to chill with those girls.

2: Nah son, weak, I didn't get a call because you didn't want me there.
1: Son, quit dawgin' my joints.

2: You're dawgin' my joints son.

1: Quit dawgin' my joints kid?
2: Nah kid, you quit dawgin' my joints.

1: I'm telling you son, Alabama will cover.
2: Nah kid, no way bro.

1: You dawgin' my joints son?
Dawgin' my joints by CaldeSoxxx January 24, 2015
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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