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A non-existent being that you cry yourself to sleep about.
Jacob: yo have you seen my gf? she thicc!
Me: shut the fuck up about your imaginary friend.
Words you can keep
Sweet, outgoing, funny, cute, pretty, perfect smile, laugh, face, nose.
Gay friend:who

You: bro what?
Gay friend: ask ah hahahahahah
You: my gf
My gf by Bwtfis December 10, 2022
Basically nobody kinda likes her but I do I’m literally in love with her.
F:omg i hate (j)!!!
friends:just fyi (A) is friends with( j)
me:is thinking-*they don’t know she’s my gf*
me:is okay dw I won’t say ;)
My gf by they_luvmakk July 22, 2022
someone i love very much, a girl, we’re dating

yay
person1:i hate ( j) like wtf wron-
person2:b4 you say smth , she’s friends with (a)…
(A):*at least they dk she’s my gf*
(A): it’s okay dw ;)
my gf by they_luvmakk July 23, 2022

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

I love my gf 

I love my girlfriend because she is the best thing that happened to me she means everything to me she is my first priority and I love you
I love my gf by Kashout Daniel December 20, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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