Morning Wood Fantasy.
You know, when you wake up and you're horny and you jack off. The MWF is the thing you think about whilst you do it.
1: "Dude, I had the weirdest MWF this morning. In it, I was like--"
2: "Please, no. Shut up. Now."
1: "--and then she was rubbing whipped cream on my nipples.... dude, what are you doing?"
2 yanks a sign post out of the concrete and breaks in the front of 1's skull.
2: "SHUT UP!!!"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.