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Shmizzle To The Mizzle 

when a person is high asf
kick: hey molly are you okay?
molly:I'm Shmizzle to the mizzle

muzzle tov 

n. The act of labeling one an anti-Semite when one voices concerns about Israeli policy, and thereby chilling free speech on the subject.
"Mazel Tov on publishing that editorial about Palestine. Best of luck with the ensuing Muzzle Tov!"
muzzle tov by peacenik69 October 12, 2011

muzzle toff 

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"
muzzle toff by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011

Muzzle touch 

In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.

For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)
Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!
Muzzle touch by paltrygrunt June 26, 2009

Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head 

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026