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Mushmeister 

A man who has become far too attached to a woman, and at the end of the relationship acts like a complete wimp and does nothing but winge and moan. Often resorts to ridiculous past-times such as poetry and writing soppy, mushy songs.
Steven is a complete an utter mushmeister (or was at least)
Mushmeister by Secrett December 28, 2005
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Mushmeister 

A term given to man who has become too attached to a woman, as a result they act like an extreme wussy giving all time and attention to the woman they desire. In severe forms at the end of a relationship the man will do anything to regain the heart of the lost love, often resorting to learning poetry or ranting in many sad and soppy words about how much he loves them.
Men who seem tied to women are usually mushmeister's, this is demonstrated when the man no longer has full free will and becomes almost dominated by the woman he loves.
Mushmeister by anon  October 28, 2005

Mattmeister 

A MATTMEISTER is a very sexy individual that loves to annoy people. This sexy man will do your mum if you call him fat and will also kill you. He is a super strong sexy beast that can beat anyone in a fight cause he’s that awesome. MATTMEISTERS are very nice and caring to people they like but racist dick heads to pricks
MATTMEISTER is there don’t mess with him

Girl 1: I met a very sexy man today
Girl 2: I bet it was a MATTMEISTER

Girl 1: yes how did you know
Girl 2: because they are the sexiest
Mattmeister by MATTMEISTER August 20, 2021