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Mustard Face 

A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.
I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!
Mustard Face by Young Cat Meat August 16, 2009

mustard face 

The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.
"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."

"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."
mustard face by Red Fingaz May 5, 2009

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.
I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.