When a group of men or women compete to be the last to ejaculate on a biscuit. Whoever ejaculates first has to eat the biscuit that everyone else has cum upon.
"Dude, we played Mushy Biscuits last night. It was sick. And I totally lost."
"What'd you have to do when you lost?"
A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to consume the biscuit.
"Mikey and Jason were playing the mushy biscuit game, and because he was so shy because of his crooked penis, Jason came first, and Mikey had to eat that soggy mushy mess of a biscuit.. he almost puked."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)