musk ox

1. a very clean animal, native to tundra areas.
2. that beardy man who lives under the stairs

1. "should we bathe the musk ox?"
"ok, but they're not very dirty..."

2. "whos that loser under the stairs?"
"its a musk ox"

by Shiny-15 July 27, 2006

Musk Ox

When a quimby gets out of hand, the bread in the manwich has to do a little slap-down on the ol' quim with a can of Axe and a very large anal plug, causing the quimby to have a gait like a large ox with flatulence stinking of uber-douchey Axe. The insubordinate quimby is then known as a Musk Ox, reminding him of his mistake for a few days, which is usually as long as it takes for the Axe to wear off.

Jared was talking back during our Manwich sesh last night, so Joe had to lay down the law and show him what it's like to be a Musk Ox.

by Ol' Joey John Dinglefeefer August 21, 2008

Musk Oxe

When a quimby gets out of hand, the bread in the manwich has to do a little slap-down on the ol' quim with a can of Axe and a very large anal plug, causing the quimby to have a gait like a large oxe with flatulence stinking of uber-douchey Axe. The insubordinate quimby is then known as a Musk Oxe, reminding him of his mistake for a few days, which is usually as long as it takes for the Axe to wear off.

Jared was talking back during our Manwich sesh last night, so Joe had to lay down the law and show him what it's like to be a Musk Oxe.

by Ol' Joey John Dinglefeefer August 22, 2008

Muskox Butt

Describes the rear end of the largest unattractive female(s) in the office. They often travel in packs.

That accounting intern has a muskox butt. Stay back when she turns around or you may get a temporary but unfortunate beard.

by PermanentHarassmentZone July 7, 2009

Muskox

Honestly just the fucking best animal that ever lived. Of this beast come at u u best run cause you don’t want the smoke.

Person:Yo did you see that muskox fight a wolf?
Other person: ya that was crazy this damn muskox are beasts.

by Immamuskoxeshoe November 23, 2019