by Yenrabbarney September 4, 2023
Get the murdiddle mug.An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
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by brittany warhol January 10, 2011
Get the mcdiddle mug.Man that McDiddler that just gave me my food slipped his phone number in the bag....what a deusch berry.
by stuart Flinders March 9, 2006
Get the McDiddler mug.A sexual act involving a rapid transition from hand play to mouth play and, finally, full genital play. The entire transition usually occurs in less than 30 seconds.
I went to this girl's house to watch a feature film and before I knew it we had already completed a McDiddlescroot.
by Yiss June 9, 2017
Get the McDiddlescroot mug.A grouping of words that is so funny when said aloud, that if you do not laugh upon reading it, your testicles will explode.
Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.
Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.
When teacher read "Twittie Mcdiddlefart" off johnny's paper, she shit her pants in front of the class.
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