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Michael McDiddle 

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

mcdiddle 

a drunk girl that likes to finger herself in front of an entire party.
mcdiddle was diddling herself on the couch and everyone was watching.
mcdiddle by brittany warhol January 10, 2011
A creepy old man that works at McDonalds and tries to pick up kids while working.
Man that McDiddler that just gave me my food slipped his phone number in the bag....what a deusch berry.
McDiddler by stuart Flinders March 9, 2006

McDiddlescroot 

A sexual act involving a rapid transition from hand play to mouth play and, finally, full genital play. The entire transition usually occurs in less than 30 seconds.
I went to this girl's house to watch a feature film and before I knew it we had already completed a McDiddlescroot.
McDiddlescroot by Yiss June 9, 2017

Twittie Mcdiddlefart 

A grouping of words that is so funny when said aloud, that if you do not laugh upon reading it, your testicles will explode.

Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.
When teacher read "Twittie Mcdiddlefart" off johnny's paper, she shit her pants in front of the class.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026