(noun) A person who has a strong interest in and a factual knowledge of the subject of murderbilia and the many other related associations with Murderbilia and Murderbilia items, including, but not limited to their significance in a historical context and their overall monetary value to other collectors and curators alike.
Jordan was a Cook, just like his dreamboat fantasy lover, executed serial killer John Wayne Gacy. Jordan was a self-proclaimed murderbiliaphile, or someone with a large body of knowledge on the subject of murderbilia and serial killers, and was quite proud of his collection of paintings by the brutal homosexual murderer and trickster. Turns out Jordan didn't know much of shit, and busied his days fantasizing about bring throttled and conquered by the long gonebrute killer of his dreams, usually masturbating and shoving a dildo up his ass all the while.
(noun) a type of sickness where one, standing at the pinnacle of murderbilia collectors, looking down at all of those slime whose collection your collection shits all over, that comes to a peak where the realization that you are the most miserable motherfucker you've ever known, an acceptance comes over you and you know then and there that you could have for one dandy, if not the epitome of what is it to be a homosexual serial killer comfortable in both his anilingus cravings and bestiality leanings, now if only everyone else would be so accepting of you.
Finally Jordy came down with a full blown case of murderbiliaphillis and cleared it, but now I am concerned he may harm himself knowing what a piece of shit, cocksucker motherfucker he truly is. I just hope he does it soon and somewhere outside, but knowing that miserable motherfucker it won't go down like that. Bastard.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.