multmonkey

A player in a game that is pretending to actual play without accomplishing anything.

Travis is a multmonkey, all he did was shot at the sky.

by ghosttexas February 22, 2018

mudmonkey

urinal terd; terd that is pinched off somewhere other that a toilet

There is a mudmonkey in the men's room propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown ragdoll.

by tb cackeroni January 2, 2007