mulletabra

Part mullet, part goat, part vampire.
It is not an airborne creature. Lives in the hills of Hawaii. Legend has it that if it cannot find the blood of humans, it will strike chickens or roosters.
See 'no freinds'

Did you hear that? It might have been a mulletabra.

by Zol November 3, 2003

mulletard

Is it a guy with a mullet? Or is it a Tard? It's both, it's a mulletard!

look at that poor pathetic mulletard

by slopass December 18, 2002

Mulletard

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.

by Joe January 1, 2004

mulletabulous

Ghetto fabulous, for trailer park hicks. Describing those who excell in the art of sexy mullets, overalls, farmers tans, rubber boots, and beer.

Billy's sure lookin' mulletabulous, aint he?

by Sarah and Jennifer June 1, 2005

Mulletard

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Mulletard

Person who isn't exceptionally bright and has the world's worst mullet

Wow, did that guy with the mullet just walk into a wall, he's the biggest mulletard I've ever seen

by Godofdisappointment December 26, 2022

mulletary

An armed-forces organization whose members have weird haircuts and are regularly fed fried fish.

One can get awfully tired of fins-and-scales fare with nearly every meal during your tours of active duty, so after your discharge, I just hope dat mulletary benefits don't include more fish to eat!

by QuacksO January 15, 2023