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Muh Dik (or 'my dick' in the plain English format) is an Afrocentric ebonic term that blacks and other African-Americans use to boast about their manhood, sexual appetite or sexual strength.

It's often used as a last-ditch effort to distract from the fact they are on the losing end of an argument or debate
Leroy, you're wrong and you know it

Leroy: Muh dik is big
Muh Dik by DaveInTexas February 8, 2022
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This isn't just a phrase, but also a belief or dogma, seemingly held in earnest by many. Based on stereotypes, Black people often either claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than White people. Hence the phrase gets ascribed to Black people. But White people, in turn, often claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than Asian people. Thus, the belief, if not the phrase verbatim, is perpetuated by people of various races. Anyone is prone to this fallacy.
Guy online #1: All Blacks do when they're losing an argument is muh dik.
Guy online #2: Hey, aren't you that guy that said Asians and Indians have small dicks?
Guy online #1: Yeah... so?
Guy online #2: That's a "muh dik" mentality right there. And unlike with Black people, it's not just a presumption or putting words into someone's mouth. You actually said it.
Guy onilne #1: Haha asian pp small hahaha
Muh Dik by SamBissell June 16, 2023
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A phrase uttered by blacks, referring to the size of their manhood or sexual prowess, and is often used to deflect the fact they are losing an argument or debate
Leroy, you're wrong and you know it

Leroy: Muh dik is big
Muh Dik by DaveInTexas February 8, 2022

muh dikk 

The tendency of African-American "males", when losing an argument, to make an inevitable comment about his penis size or sexual prowess, no matter how irrelevant it may be the topic at hand.

Can also refer to sexual crimes/harassment committed with one's "muh dikk".
E1) White guy - "Leroy, I believe your theory is incorrect. KFC, in fact, IS detrimental to one's health".
Leroy - "Shutup foo! You jez beez madz cuz' all da white wimminz want some o' dis big black dick!"
White guy - "Leroy, I fail to see what your mention of muh dikk has added to this conversation".

E2) Tyrone couldn't help trying to muh dikk all the white wimminz in his neighborhood.
muh dikk by Steven Edwards August 6, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026