muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

muffin smuggler by jokitier December 1, 2011

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Muffin smuggler

A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.

Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.

Muffin smuggler by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019

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muffin smuggler

a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.

G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!

muffin smuggler by GharHead January 31, 2010

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muffin smuggler

A female that smuggles muffins in her brazzere not for the sake of hunger but for the sake of bigger breasts...

Damn... That freaky bitch is a muffin smuggler.

muffin smuggler by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003

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Smuggler's Muffin

When a woman sits on a man's face-- vag to nose, ass to mouth-- and accidentally sharts.

Josh loves when Randi gives him the Smuggler's Muffin.

Smuggler's Muffin by mancation August 28, 2011

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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