muffin bush 

Abbreviation phrase for: "motherfucking bullshit"

Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.

muffin bush by TomBeer April 9, 2007

strup muffin bush 

abbreviation phrase for "straight up, motherfucking bullshit"

Hey Shawn, I thought you said your sister didn't like me. After last night, I know thats strup muffin bush.

strup muffin bush by TomBeer April 9, 2007

Muffinpusher 

When a man rubs a muffin onto a vagina to add taste to it to make it more enjoyable for him to lick her vagina.

Man #1: Hey, my wife wants me to do something special for her birthday. What should I do?

Man #2: You should try being a Muffinpusher.

Man #1: What's that?

Man #2: Just rub a muffin on her vagina. Trust me she's gonna love it.

Muffinpusher by NotAMuffinpusher August 8, 2012