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Definitions by TomBeer

rushed the mound 

Using the standard 'bases' of sexual advancement...

rushing the mound refers to "forgetting the other actions/activities defined by the 'bases' and going straight for anal sex"

This action is quite looked down upon, in fact, the result is usually immediate ejection from the field of play.
The other day, Shawn got pissed off because his girlfriend, Leebs, was not putting out. He broke up with her, found another girl from the club and rushed the mound. He got what he wanted, he got a nut, but afterwards she told him to "get the fuck out of my apartment" and promptly slapped him.
rushed the mound by TomBeer April 3, 2008

strup muffin bush 

Hey Shawn, I thought you said your sister didn't like me. After last night, I know thats strup muffin bush.
strup muffin bush by TomBeer April 9, 2007

muffin bush 

Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.
muffin bush by TomBeer April 9, 2007
An insult: cock-assed mother fucker
Mike and Shawn are such camfs.

Hitler had his struggle (Mein Kampf), I got my camf (point to Shawn)
camf by TomBeer January 10, 2007