ass muffin

a term of endearment. A term an ass master may call someone they consider a friend.

My little ass muffin is home.

by Megdolly January 16, 2007

muffin headed ass

A nigger who has so much hair in their ass that it looks like a muffin

Hitler said to Kyle "damn you have a muffin headed ass."

by Deadhitlerchildren April 26, 2017

ass muffin

The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.

dude, you really need to get a taste of Chris's ass muffin, it's to die for!

by theprettiestbaglady October 28, 2008

Ass Muffin

When the tip of your poop sticks out of of your ass.

"Damn Marty, I got an ass muffin yesterday after the chipotle!"

by Faggot-chan October 10, 2015

Ass-Muffin

An ass muffin is, when you take a dirty sock and shove it up somones ass. Then you rip it out of their ass, and eat whatever is on the sock. Then you wrap a condom around their head, and fuck them in the mouth.

Dude, Sandy was really kinky last night, so I gave her an ass-muffin.

by Scorpius. October 18, 2009

ass muffin

a muffin made from the asses of 100-40040239 people. Their are different types of ass muffin, like chocolate ass muffin made from black peoples asses cum muffins made from crackers asses and dirty muffins made from mexicans asses.

damn yo i had a purple ass muffin for lunch it was made nasty

by titsandwhice January 22, 2007

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe

you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

by urban genius May 12, 2009