Definitions by Scorpius.

Ass-Muffin 

An ass muffin is, when you take a dirty sock and shove it up somones ass. Then you rip it out of their ass, and eat whatever is on the sock. Then you wrap a condom around their head, and fuck them in the mouth.

Dude, Sandy was really kinky last night, so I gave her an ass-muffin.

Ass-Muffin by Scorpius. October 17, 2009