muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

Muffed the Punt 

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

Muffed the Punt by soccerfag September 28, 2009