muff muff
muff muff by easy squeezy April 23, 2008
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Muff Muff
A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.
Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
Muff Muff by A Slightly Gay Straight White September 3, 2016
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Muff Muff
The act of sticking a Motorola Radio in a pregnant women’s vagina then proceeding to fuck her in the ass while talking to unborn child on radio net
Muff Muff by POL flight FL April 7, 2022
Muff Muff
The nickname for a user on Gaia Online. He's not well known (or important for that matter), but he's an awesome fella'.
He likes music.
Oh yeah, and Pokemon, fools.
He likes music.
Oh yeah, and Pokemon, fools.
Muff Muff by Superninjaheroofmightmagicandpkmntoo September 13, 2008
Muff Muff Birdman
Timmy dressed up in a bird outfit for the night and went searching for Muffs, the only muffs he found were ear muffs, "dont worry" timmy said, "I am the muff muff birdman and pig nosed mozerella cheese man on thursdays.
Muff Muff Birdman by Scrak McRack December 8, 2006
muff muff gash
Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."
muff muff gash by GlazeHer April 26, 2014
muff muff way moo moo
Muff Muff is used when you have a crush on someone and you don't want them to know because they have a girlfriend who happens to be one of your friends, so you need a disguise name for them and "way moo moo" is used when they are looking or acting really sexy.
"Hey did you here that Muff Muff was coming tonight? You'll probably think he is way moo moo" "Muff Muff way moo moo, bessst freeiiinn"
muff muff way moo moo by GuavaLady March 8, 2009
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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