muff dive 

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

muff dive by matthew December 31, 2003

Muff Dive 

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

Muff Dive by Dick G September 20, 2010

muff dive 

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

muff dive by Zoist September 13, 2005

Muff Dive 

To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.

Tim Loves to Muff Dive Lumberjacks.

Muff Dive by The Bowse October 1, 2009

muff dive 

licking out some girl

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive

muff dive by john May 14, 2003

muff dive 

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.

"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"

muff dive by CKE December 25, 2007

muff dive 

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening

for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through

muff dive by spazzy jazzy January 18, 2003