muff buff

Somebody who is a connoisseur of vagina.

After they hooked up, Gigi declared that Mark was a true muff buff.

by Clark Oaks January 12, 2007

muff and buff

A strip club with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

As soon as we get to Vegas we're hitting up a muff and buff for breakfast.

by Jeff & AP connection February 11, 2008

buff muff

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

by Dumptruck_ October 11, 2013