muff buff

Somebody who is a connoisseur of vagina.

After they hooked up, Gigi declared that Mark was a true muff buff.

muff buff by Clark Oaks January 12, 2007

buff muff 

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

buff muff by Dumptruck_ October 11, 2013

muff and buff 

A strip club with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

As soon as we get to Vegas we're hitting up a muff and buff for breakfast.

muff and buff by Jeff & AP connection February 11, 2008

Buff muff

A big butch lesbian.

“I’m really into buff muffs.”

Buff muff by ivviviiv April 25, 2026

Muff Buffer 

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

Muff Buffer by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006

Muff Buffer 

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

Muff Buffer by Muff Lover March 12, 2009

muff buffin 

A sadistic lesbian sex act, in which sadomasochists improved the act of scissoring to their standards by inserting a Brillo pad between their unshaved vaginas.

First performed in a 70's foreign porno movie entitled, "Beauf De Meauf".

Girl 1: "should we go get waxed?"

Girl 2: "no way dollface, we're muff buffin tonight!"

muff buffin by dinkydew January 16, 2012