a Muehlenberg is a person that possesses strength in every aspect of this life and the next. A smart, intellectual student, who has great social skills, who would rather than hang out with one particular group of people, is actually friends with everyone in their surroundings. A Muehlenberg is always ready to party, always ready for an adventure, always up for learning something new. nothing can stop a Muehlenberg from doing exactly what he/she wants. A Muehlenberg is everyones idol, someone so incredibly bad ass that even the hardest people to impress won't be able to stop starring.
holy shit, that guyjust downed a 2/6! he must be a Muehlenberg.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"