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Muddy Beaver 

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.
We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.
Muddy Beaver by Capybara Madness February 7, 2010

muddy beaver 

when one performs felacio on a chic while she is taking a dump.
Dude! Dave gave Annette a muddy beaver in the bathroom. he said it smelled like bigfoots penis!
muddy beaver by Durhamsandwich October 17, 2008

muddy beaver 

Leaving a cleveland steamer between ones tits and placing the cock in there and thrusting, basically fucking her cans which has the steamer in the middle
Bill gave Sally a muddy beaver
muddy beaver by Your Mom's Box July 19, 2003

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026