mud ru 

A phrase which describes the low/ almost non existent intelligence level of someone. In other words, this phrase means the person directed at is stupid, dumb, and totally moronic.

Lanbo: "Dude, do you know what 1+1 equals?" MOnkeys85: "Are you stupid? It's 85!" Lanbo: "ur dum! MUD RU! it's 2!"

mud ru by battle_asx552 March 27, 2009

Mud ru 

A gay word used by homosexuals. If you use this word, you are truly gay.

Lanbo: Hi Battle hows it going?
Battle: Mud Ru!
Lanbo: Dude, your officially gay...

Mud ru by ooRLYoo March 27, 2009

Mud Rudder 

Similar to motor-boating, mud ruddering involves grasping each side of the buttocks, gently spreading the cheeks and placing one's face on the poop shoot; then shaking the head back and forth as if saying "no" while proceeding to make a motorboat sound. Essentially, the buttock cleavage equivalent to motorboating. Unlike motorboating, mud ruddering makes no sex distinction, as you can mud rudder anyone who has buttocks.

Johnny saw that Sally's breasts were quite small, so he decided to mud rudder the hell out of her.

Mud Rudder by Scotty By Nature December 16, 2011

Bangladesh Mud Run

When a person is taking a dump and a second person sits on the first person's lap effectively taking a dump between person number one's legs.

"Hey dude I gotta shit"
"Fuck off I am already grumpin"
"Bangladesh mud run mother fucka"

Bangladesh Mud Run by skufd January 16, 2008

Mud Runner 

When a person believes that they are still a virgin if they only have anal sex.

Hey man did you know that Jane is a mud runner?

Mud Runner by Nabik July 1, 2011

Mud run 

The walk of shame through a camping ground to empty your mud luggage (see definition) in the dump point.

Faye: Hey Ken?
Ken: Yes Faye?
Faye: The caravan toilet is full, you need to do a mud run.
Ken: Fuck!!

Mud run by Hastos January 20, 2021

Pendleton Mud Rub 

When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.

"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"

Pendleton Mud Rub by Jebb August 30, 2006